• Java: write once, run away! –Brucee
• First, solve the problem. Then, write the code. – John Johnson
• Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. –  Harold Abelson
• Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.– Ralph Johnson
• Ruby is rubbish! PHP is fantastic! – Nikita Popov
• When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code. – Richard Pattis
• Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.- Martin Fowler
• Linux is only free if your time has no value. –  Jamie Zawinski
• Copy and paste is a design error. – David Parnas
• Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. – Bill Gates
• Java is to JavaScript what car is to Carpet.– Chris Heilmann
• If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. – Robert Sewell
• Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window. – Steve Wozniak
• Java is a DSL to transform big XML documents into long exception stack traces. – Scott Bellware
• Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. – Brian W. Kernighan
• I’m not a great programmer; I’m just a good programmer with great habits.― Kent Beck
• Truth can only be found in one place: the code. ― Robert C. Martin
• Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. ― Keith Bostic
• The code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad. – Cory House
• The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. – Bryan
• If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. – Edsger Dijkstra
• Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders. – Unknown
• Talk is cheap. Show me the code -Linus Torvalds
   

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